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<b>[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

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<b>McENROE:</b> To the untrained eye,

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it seemed like Devi had just bailed
on her best friends to help a boy...

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- <b>[PHONE DINGS]</b>
- ...who, five minutes ago,

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wanted nothing to do with her.

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<b>FABIOLA:</b> Are you coming to the drama room?

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<b>DEVI:</b> Just had to do one quick thing.
It's super important.

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I'll be there in, like, ten minutes.

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<b>McENROE:</b> But as you can see,
she had a plan.

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She could help out Paxton and Eleanor.

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And doesn't that make her
an even better friend,

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nay, a better person?

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Hi, Paxton.
You said you needed me.

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It's not me who needs you.
It's my sister.

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- What?
- She's applying to fashion school,

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and was gonna shoot her portfolio today,

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but none of her coworkers showed up
to help.

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Wait. Your text made it seem like
this was an emergency.

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I mean, it's a fashion emergency.

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A fashion emergency?

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<b>[SCOFFS]</b>
I just ditched my friends for this.

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Come on.
Look, she's really upset.

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All right?
The photographer's already here, paid for.

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- And since you've met Rebecca--
- Paxton, I can't.

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Please. Look, it won't take that long.

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You just have to model
a few outfits.

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Wait. Model?

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You want me to model?

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Devi. Thank you.

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You're a lifesaver.

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<b><font color=

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Okay, but we have to do this fast.

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What is that?

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Tyra says the broken-down baby doll
is the most editorial look.

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Can you just, like, stand normal?

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Like catalog? Sure.

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You're doing great, Devi.

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<b>[PHOTOGRAPHER]</b>
Don't need the hands in the face.

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Or in the hair.

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Okay, just stand flat to camera

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with your arms at your side
like a paper doll.

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Kinda thought this would be
more of a collab, but okay.

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You look good.

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'Cause these clothes are sick.

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When you become a famous designer,
could I be your muse,

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like Bella Hadid is for Dior?

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I'll probably just get a real model.

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Fair enough.

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I don't know, Becca.
She's kinda pulling it off.

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Too many teeth.
I can see all of your teeth.

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Please close your mouth.

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That's it. It's over.
I'm giving up acting.

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Say goodbye to my little friend!

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Hope you enjoyed that
because that was my final impression.

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<b><font color=
That's all folks!

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Okay, that was my last impression.

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Eleanor, come on,
that's a little dramatic.

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You're right.

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I shouldn't be so dramatic.

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Because from this point on,

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drama is no longer part of my life.

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Hello. My name is Eleanor.

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My favorite color is beige,
and my dream is to be an accountant.

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Oh, God. Where's Devi?

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She was supposed to be here
an hour ago.

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What the hell?

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Thanks for helping out today.

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It was awesome.

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Did I do okay?

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Rebecca seemed really happy.

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I don't want to make this weird,

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but, like, thanks for not telling people
I lied about us.

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Well, I don't fake kiss and tell.

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Does this mean we can be friends again?

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Yeah. We're good.

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<b>McENROE:</b> Devi felt relieved.

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She had dug herself out of a hole
with Paxton,

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and while there might be no chance
of romance anymore,

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at least she had a friend,

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because after all,
isn't friendship the most important--

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<b><font color=

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Oh, God. Fab and Eleanor.

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I gotta go.

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See you at school.

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<b>REBECCA:</b> Stop.

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You don't get to keep the clothes.

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Well, I think Gisele usually gets
an outfit for her troubles, so...

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Okay.

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<b>BEN'S DAD:</b> Here's the birthday boy.

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Do you like your cake?

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Yeah, I love it. It's, uh... It's me.
<b>[CHUCKLES]</b>

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I didn't know who you were
a fan of these days,

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so I decided to have it made
after my favorite star.

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<b>[LAUGHS]</b>

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Oh, I want a photo of you
next to your cake head.

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Oh, okay.

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<b>BEN'S MOM:</b> Oh, honey, don't lean back.
That's not attractive.

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- There you go. Yes!
- <b>[CAMERA CLICKS]</b>

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<b>[LAUGHING]</b>

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Listen, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry.

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We have to go away on your birthday.

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The moved up the launch
of 2 Chainz's new line of spiced rum,

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and he says he needs me there.

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Yeah, but we could cancel
if you want us to.

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Because I would be more than happy
to not go to the Caribbean today...

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and just stay here with my baby boy.

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Bubelah, you say the word,

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I'll get 2 on the phone
and tell him I'm not coming.

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No, you should go.
Sixteen's not like a big birthday.

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Uh, it's fine.
We can celebrate when you get back.

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Are you sure?

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Okay. Well, you know what?

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If we're gonna be out of town,
you should throw yourself a party.

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Absolutely!

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- You have to have a party.
- No, I don't think so.

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What?

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When I was in high school,
I would've killed to have a birthday party

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in a nice house like this.

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I'll think about it.

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You guys should get going.
You're gonna miss your plane.

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Oh, Howard, why don't you give him
some cash, you know, so he doesn't starve.

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Thousand dollars sound good?

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But if you need more, just call.

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Happy birthday, my favorite son.

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- You know, he's your only son.
- <b>BEN'S DAD:</b> That's why he's my favorite.

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<b>BEN'S MOM:</b> I know, but it sounds like
you have other children.

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- Love you.
- <b>BEN'S DAD:</b> Bye, bye.

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<b>[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

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Have you seen Eleanor and Fabiola?

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Sorry, I haven't.

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Then again, my eyes can't really pick up
anything below six.

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Ben, I don't have time to listen
to you pretend to have standards.

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What's going on? Are you okay?

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Birthday acknowledgment, Ben.

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- Uh, thanks.
- I don't want to presume it's a happy one.

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It's okay if it's a sad one
or a neutral one.

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Okay.

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However you're feeling is right.

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Just have a day.

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Is it your birthday?
Why didn't you say something?

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This is the one day
I have to be nice to you.

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Then why did you punch me?

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That was a friendship punch.

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So, are you gonna
have a party or something?

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Yeah, I don't really make a big deal
about birthdays.

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I'm sort of a low-key man of mystery.

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You Instagrammed your PSAT score.

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Only to inspire others
to try to achieve the impossible.

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Yo, Devi.

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Rebecca uploaded your pictures
to her Wix site. You want to see?

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You look great here.

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You know what, David?

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I actually think
I am going to have a party tonight.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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So you should come if you want.

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Okay. Awesome.

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I'll be there.

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Can Paxton come?

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Yeah, definitely.

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Cool. And how about Trent?

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Yeah, sure. Whatever.

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Anyone can come.
Party at my house tonight.

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<b>[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]</b>

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Guys...

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I know you're mad at me,

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but I did come
to the drama room eventually.

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I can't believe you ditched us for him.

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I know, and I am really sorry,
but Paxton had an emergency too.

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Was it worse than having your mom
abandon you?

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<b>McENROE:</b> Let's see.
Paxton's emergency was a fun photo shoot,

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so no, it was not worse
than having your mom abandon you.

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Keep your mouth shut, Devi.

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I'll make it up to you guys.
Did you hear about Ben's party?

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We can go together.

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We can get everyone drunk
with Fabiola's bomb beer pong skills.

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We are going to the party, Devi,
but not with you.

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Eleanor, what are you wearing?

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You look like a sad librarian.

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I'm different since I quit the play.

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I'm no longer a creative person,

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therefore, I no longer require
a colorful appearance.

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Listen, I know I've been a bad friend,

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- but I really--
- <b>FABIOLA:</b> Yeah, you have.

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You just promised
that you'd be there for us

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and then immediately blew us off.

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I didn't really blow you guys off.
I just had--

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Eric was more compassionate
to Eleanor's pain than you were.

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He gave her a baggy of gummy worms
to cheer her up.

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They were very old, and hard,
and covered with lint.

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I did not eat them.

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We're supposed to be best friends.
I left a funeral to be by your side

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after Nick Jonas married an Indian woman
that wasn't you.

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That was very hard on me.

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Oh, yeah? Guess what? My mother leaving
was pretty hard on me too.

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Of course. I know that,
and I am so sorry--

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Fabiola and I are gonna take
a friend break from you.

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I beg your P?

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We just need some space right now.

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Maybe losing us will make you appreciate
our friendship a little bit more.

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I just think it's super unfair of them
to stop speaking to me.

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Well, you did abandon them
to do an amateur fashion show

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for a boy you barely even know.

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But I said I was sorry.

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If women didn't accept
each other's apologies,

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The View would grind to a halt.

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Okay, so you want to talk about
how to make it better with them?

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No. I don't care.

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I'm just gonna go to this party tonight
and hang out with my cooler friends,

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like Paxton and Trent.

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We're more alike anyways.

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I find it a little hard to believe

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that losing both your best friends
isn't bothering you at all.

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Well, believe it, because I give zero F's.

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I think you give many F's.

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If that were me,

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I'd be scared to lose two more people
that were that close to me.

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You're bringing it back to my dad,
aren't you?

218
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I am.

219
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I'd be a bad therapist if I didn't.

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Devi, listen.

221
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You were so traumatized
by your dad's death,

222
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you lost the use of your legs
for three months.

223
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Yeah, I know.
What does that have to do with anything?

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This thing with your friends,

225
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baby girl, that's your grief.

226
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So, my dad dies,
and suddenly, my friends are bitches?

227
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Devi, you are so desperate
to not feel sad,

228
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you've made your whole world
about this boy.

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I'm a teenager.

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My whole world is about boys.

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I want you to allow yourself

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to acknowledge the pain
you so clearly feel.

233
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So you're saying I should get over
my sadness by getting really sad?

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Why would I do that?

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So I can be miserable and realize
the person I love the most

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is never ever coming back?

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Yes!

238
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Because I think that would help you heal.

239
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Well, I think I should get
a different therapist.

240
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,126
And I think you might be right.

241
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What?

242
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I want the best for you.

243
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,131
You know that.

244
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:18,177
But maybe you would benefit
from a different approach.

245
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,638
Are you serious?
You're breaking up with me too?

246
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,848
- Oh, this is not a breakup.
- You know what?

247
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,060
This is perfect.
I've always hated coming here.

248
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,853
So, peace out. See you never.

249
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,484
<b>[SIGHS DEEPLY]</b>

250
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,736
<b>[CLOCK TICKING]</b>

251
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,697
<b>NALINI:</b> It's ticking.

252
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,740
<b>[LAUGHS]</b>
Good work, Kamala.

253
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,410
Wow, this grandfather clock
is so handsome.

254
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,078
Almost makes me blush.

255
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,621
<b>[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]</b>

256
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,333
What's going on?
Why do we have a spooky Scooby-Doo clock?

257
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,335
Kamala's future husband
is visiting tomorrow,

258
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,839
and I thought the house could do
with a little touch of elegance.

259
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:58,342
He's not my future husband yet.
He's a potential future husband.

260
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,095
To that end,
do not touch the clock, Devi.

261
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,515
I'm returning it to the store
as soon as Prashant leaves.

262
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:09,437
Sure. Well, it feels like I'll just
be in your way if I stay here tonight.

263
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,398
Maybe I should go over to Eleanor's
for a study session.

264
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:17,486
We have un million French verbs
to conjugate over le weekend.

265
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,363
Verbs like "to party"?

266
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,532
"To drink alcohol"?

267
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,117
"To try opioids"?

268
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,704
Uh-huh, yes.
I know Ben Gross is having a party.

269
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:30,458
I'm a dermatologist.
Half my patients are acne-faced teenagers,

270
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,042
and boy, do they love to talk.

271
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,711
But it's Ben's birthday,

272
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,338
and you know how sad and lonely he is.

273
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:40,718
If I don't go, he might hurt himself.

274
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:44,722
The only person
who hurts themselves at parties is you.

275
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,516
The last one you were at,
you got bitten by a coyote,

276
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,143
the cousin of the wolf!

277
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:52,062
So you will stay here,
and you will study with Kamala,

278
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,438
the cousin of you.

279
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,775
That's so unfair.

280
00:12:55,858 --> 00:13:00,070
Oh, actually, I was planning to work
at the Caltech library tonight.

281
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,489
Why don't you just work here?

282
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,866
I'm paying through my nose
for ultra-fast internet.

283
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:04,949
Someone should use it.

284
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,161
Sorry, Nalini Auntie.
Of course, I'll stay here

285
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,622
and take advantage
of your top-notch Wi-Fi.

286
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,832
Great. So you'll supervise Devi.

287
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,542
Where will you be?

288
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,587
I am taking my nurses
to see the musical Waitress

289
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,589
as a bonding exercise.

290
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,008
Apparently, American workplaces
need fun perks

291
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,511
to keep the employees interested
in earning a paycheck.

292
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,888
Anyway, I'll be home by 11:00,

293
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,057
and I expect you to be in bed by then.

294
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:29,975
<b>[DEVI SCOFFS]</b>

295
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,273
- <b>[GRANDFATHER CLOCK CHIMES LOUDLY]</b>
- <b>[BOTH GASP]</b>

296
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,856
Oh!

297
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,612
<b>BEN:</b> Hey, Trent. Hey, Marcus.

298
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,198
Uh, can I get a cup of that punch?

299
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,325
Oh, it's not punch.
It's grandma juice,

300
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:49,036
'cause one sip makes you demented.

301
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,496
- Right?
- Ooh.

302
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,289
Whoa, like, whoa.

303
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,499
Tell me what you think, bro.

304
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,751
- <b>[COUGHS]</b>
- Exactly. <b>[LAUGHS]</b>

305
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,419
How is your grandma, Trent?

306
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,006
She has her good days.

307
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,345
<b>McENROE:</b> While most of her classmates
partied the night away at Ben's,

308
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,723
Devi was trapped at home
with only her calculator as company.

309
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,141
Dammit.

310
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,519
<b>McENROE:</b> But even the calculator
died of boredom.

311
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,722
<b><font color=

312
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,438
Kamala, where are the batteries?

313
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,608
Kamala, batteries!

314
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:21,986
Kamala!

315
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,660
Whoa. Kamala?

316
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,328
Devi!

317
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,874
Uh, this is my co-worker, Steve.

318
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,793
We're doing some research.

319
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,087
On how to hook up?

320
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,047
Oh, God.

321
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,758
I can't imagine what you must think of me.

322
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,051
I'm so ashamed.

323
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,679
Um, I think you're friggin' cool.

324
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:51,682
You snuck a boy into the house.
Have you done that before?

325
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,809
- No.
- Yep. I know the whole roof by touch.

326
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,727
Steve!

327
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,186
Holy shit.

328
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,771
This is amazing.

329
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,148
You're not perfect.

330
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,858
You're bad like me.

331
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,361
<b>[LAUGHS]</b> Steve, why don't
you go downstairs and get a snack?

332
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,645
Oh, I'm not hungry.
Thank you.

333
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,654
<b>[WHISPERING]</b>
I obviously need to talk to my cousin!

334
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,032
Oh.

335
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,743
Gotcha. Will do.

336
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,044
Wow, Kamala. Wow!

337
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,589
Okay, so now you know I have
a secret boyfriend.

338
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,884
I wouldn't normally bring him
into the house while anyone was awake,

339
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:30,262
but he's been feeling insecure
because Prashant is coming.

340
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,097
Oh, my God. Right.

341
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,891
You're in a legit love triangle.

342
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,142
It's not a triangle.

343
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:38,062
It's more of a line and a dot
if you're really going to graph it.

344
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,733
But Prashant is just a formality
to appease my parents.

345
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,401
But I'm not going to marry him.

346
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,070
He's a complete stranger.

347
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,698
No offense, Kamala,
but I finally respect you.

348
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,241
That's very rude, Devi.

349
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:56,246
So, would you mind
not telling your mom about this?

350
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,999
Right.

351
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,250
<b>[HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING]</b>

352
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,503
I'm gonna have to blackmail you.

353
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,590
<i>♪ Sip a little bit
When I'm finished, give me another one ♪</i>

354
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,009
<i>♪ Takin' shots to the head
Like an uppercut ♪</i>

355
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,220
<i>♪ Finna to pump it up
Get the party jumpin' up ♪</i>

356
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,623
<i>♪ If you beefin'
You better squash that like butternut... ♪</i>

357
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,517
<b>McENROE:</b> Devi had bought herself
two hours at Ben's party.

358
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,562
Unfortunately, those two hours began
with her very uncool arrival.

359
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,648
Promise me you'll be home by 11:00.

360
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,068
If you're late, I can't protect you
from "you know who."

361
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,779
I promise.
I'll make sure I'm home before my mom.

362
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,282
Hey, Kamala,

363
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,576
thanks for being cool
about me blackmailing you.

364
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,911
<b>[EXHALES]</b>

365
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,626
Don't drink too many sodas,
or you'll be up all night.

366
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,421
- <b>DEVI:</b> Don't be up with Steve all night.
- Ugh!

367
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,550
<b>McENROE:</b> Devi felt excited
about going to the party of the year.

368
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,469
That is until she remembered
that her best friends were coming,

369
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,887
and they currently hated her,

370
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,141
but hey, this was a rager.
Maybe she wouldn't even see them.

371
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,642
<b>[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

372
00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,726
Oh.

373
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,771
Hi.

374
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,856
Hi.

375
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,067
<b>OLIVER:</b> 'Sup, Devi?
You just missed our pre-game.

376
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,486
We ate nachos and watched two SpongeBobs.

377
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,823
What? Oh, right.
We're supposed to be mad at her.

378
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,200
Beat it, Vishwakumar.

379
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,038
Um, I really like your suit, Fab.

380
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:20,748
Thanks.

381
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,709
Hey, Eleanor, I heard that
there were drinks by the pool.

382
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,379
Oh... yes.

383
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,679
Wow. I'm sensing
a lot of tension right now.

384
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,536
David! You came.

385
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,371
Welcome to mi casa.

386
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,208
Wow. Like, I knew you were rich,

387
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,627
but this is like the house they live in
in The Bachelor.

388
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,711
<b>[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]</b>

389
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,713
Wait. Is it that house?

390
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,466
No, but it was used
in a Peloton commercial once.

391
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,752
Here, let me give you a tour.

392
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,932
Take a right.

393
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,812
Oh, my God.
Is this a friggin' screening room?

394
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,649
Can you imagine watching Finding Nemo
on this?

395
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,776
He'd be like this big.

396
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,947
Thanks. My dad tore down
a historical landmark to build it.

397
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,925
Aren't your parents gonna be pissed
you threw a huge party here?

398
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,535
Oh, nah.

399
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,370
They're the ones who told me to throw it.

400
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,026
I think they feel guilty
about ditching me on my birthday.

401
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,042
Oh. I'm sorry. That sucks.

402
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,210
I'm used to it.

403
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,629
My life's kinda like Home Alone,

404
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,132
but if the parents realized
that Kevin got left behind,

405
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,926
and they just like stayed in Paris.
<b>[LAUGHS]</b>

406
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,469
That's messed up, dude.

407
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,973
Well, I brought you a present.

408
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,434
My mom would be mad
if she found out I came here,

409
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,687
but she'd kill me
if I came empty-handed.

410
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,941
<b>[LAUGHS]</b>
Wow. Thank you.

411
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,611
It's actually the only present I got
other than a postcard from my dentist.

412
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,406
Happy birthday, Ben.

413
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,117
Whoa!

414
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,328
Were you just trying to kiss me?

415
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,623
Uh... No. Yes, I'm sorry.

416
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,876
I don't...
I don't know what I was thinking.

417
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,044
Just forget I did that.

418
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,088
It's cool.

419
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:37,758
It's cool?

420
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,223
Ben! What the hell?

421
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,386
Don't you have a girlfriend?

422
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,270
Yeah. I'm an idiot. Um...

423
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,190
Okay. Now it's weird.

424
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,941
You've made it weird.

425
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,943
I'm just gonna go get a drink.

426
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,914
Hey, I'm really sorry.
I'm kinda drunk.

427
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,165
Yeah, I can tell.

428
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,542
No, I'm serious.
I had way too much of Trent's punch.

429
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,044
Don't drink that, by the way.

430
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,129
Why? Is it laced with something?

431
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,924
LSD? CBD? MDMA?

432
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,675
No, Trent just put his balls in it.

433
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,011
See, they're all laughing
at anyone who drinks it now.

434
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,971
Oh! She's about to drink it.

435
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,436
Fabiola, no!

436
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,403
What the hell, Devi?

437
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,448
This suit is Anjelica Huston for Kohl's.

438
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,325
I spent all my science fair winnings
on it.

439
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:44,992
I'm sorry.

440
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,412
- Trent put his balls in--
- I don't care.

441
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,458
I don't want to hear another weak excuse
about why you're acting crazy.

442
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,627
<b>[SCOFFS]</b>
What does that mean?

443
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,671
- Fabiola, let's just go. Come on.
- No!

444
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,673
I'm popping off.

445
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,550
I just wanted one night
where I wasn't sucked into your drama,

446
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,135
and now I am drenched in it.

447
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,137
Not everything is about you
and your problems!

448
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,389
<b><font color=

449
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:09,518
I'm so sorry it's such an inconvenience
for you that my dad died.

450
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,353
Yeah, I know he did,

451
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,439
but that doesn't give you a free pass
to treat us like crap.

452
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,566
I don't treat you guys like crap.

453
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,443
You've turned into this fake person

454
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,862
that only cares about popularity
and Paxton,

455
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,203
and doesn't give a shit
about her real friends,

456
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,409
even when Eleanor's mom abandons her,

457
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,660
or I say that I'm gay!

458
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,329
- <b>BOY:</b> Wait! What?
- <b><font color=

459
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:32,791
Dammit.

460
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,918
You just made me come out
to our whole class!

461
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:40,048
Um, just to get it out there, I'm gay too.

462
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,508
<b>BOY:</b> Uh, obvi.

463
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,759
<b>GIRL:</b> That makes sense.

464
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,806
We just miss our old friend,
but right now, you're not her.

465
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,435
You just seem lost.

466
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:52,893
Huh.

467
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:57,566
You know what? I should've just
let you drink Trent's ball juice.

468
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,027
And I'm not lost.

469
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,322
I know exactly where I am.

470
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,405
Oh!

471
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,076
<b><font color=

472
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,620
<b>[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

473
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:24,926
Whoa. That was
like a crazy nerd fight.

474
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,888
Let's go make out in your parents' room.
Come on.

475
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,646
Maybe I could get more punch
and then just turn it into a pink suit?

476
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:41,276
Hey, you're gonna wanna use
baking soda on that.

477
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,779
I just stole some from the fridge.

478
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,489
Oh... thanks.

479
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,243
I'm gonna check on Oliver.

480
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:57,834
<i>♪ No person can tell
Where it came from, what it means... ♪</i>

481
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,922
So, that was pretty rough out there.

482
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,965
Yeah, it was a lot.

483
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,843
I'm not used to popping off.

484
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,387
It was very tiring.

485
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,514
Sure. Coming out to everyone,

486
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,766
and then pushing your friend
into the pool,

487
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,227
that can take a lot out of you.

488
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,646
I didn't push her. She fell.

489
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,439
<b>[LAUGHING]</b>
Okay, Big Little Lies.

490
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,066
<b>[CHUCKLES]</b>

491
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,317
Seriously, though,

492
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,695
what you did out there took guts,
even if it was accidental.

493
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,364
Thanks.

494
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:33,995
I mean, I came out by getting stoned
and tweeting "me gay now."

495
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,205
<b>[BOTH LAUGH]</b>

496
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,917
I know. It's gonna be a really
touching story to tell my children.

497
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,421
<b>[CLEARS THROAT]</b>

498
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,673
Eve...

499
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,759
I know that I was weird to you before,

500
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,429
but if I haven't totally blown it,

501
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,349
would you wanna grab food sometime?

502
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,560
It doesn't have to be a date.
It can just be--

503
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,603
That sounds rad. Let's do it.

504
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,398
Aw!

505
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,694
I think you guys are gonna have
a really nice time.

506
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,451
Thanks for letting me borrow your sweats.

507
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,785
This is so embarrassing.

508
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,246
You keep having to rescue me at parties.

509
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,833
It's not embarrassing for me.
I always come out of it looking cool.

510
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,918
At least one of us looks cool.

511
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,212
Shit. What time is it?

512
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,257
Uh, I'd say 10:43.

513
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,885
Dang it. It's 10:45.

514
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,179
Crap! I'm supposed to be
home by 11:00.

515
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,389
I'll take you.
I've only had Red Bull,

516
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,808
so I'll be better at driving
than a sober person.

517
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,685
Okay.

518
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,313
<b>["FIRE FOR YOU" BY CANNONS PLAYING]</b>

519
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,281
<i>♪ I was on fire for you ♪</i>

520
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,327
<i>♪ Where did you go? ♪</i>

521
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,832
<i>♪ I could have died for you ♪</i>

522
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,794
<i>♪ How could you not know? ♪</i>

523
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,300
<i>♪ I was alive with you ♪</i>

524
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:14,221
<i>♪ But you brought in the cold ♪</i>

525
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,892
<i>♪ Was I being lied to? ♪</i>

526
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:20,977
<i>♪ Wish I'd never met you ♪</i>

527
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,605
<i>♪ Starting to regret you ♪</i>

528
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,109
<i>♪ My heart just dropped ♪</i>

529
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,406
<i>♪ Thinking about you ♪</i>

530
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,115
<b>[SONG FADES]</b>

531
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,827
<b>[CARS SHIFTS INTO PARK]</b>

532
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:39,496
Thanks for bringing me home.

533
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:40,996
No problem.

534
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:43,708
Are you okay, by the way?

535
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,419
Yeah. The last bit of water
just drained out of my ear.

536
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:49,631
No, I meant about that fight
with your friends.

537
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,257
Yeah.

538
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,050
I don't know.

539
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:59,766
Right now, it kinda feels like
everyone in my life is just...

540
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:02,185
done with me.

541
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,235
Sorry. Forget I said that.
That was weird. I--

542
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,780
<i>♪ I was on fire for you ♪</i>

543
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,826
<i>♪ Where did you go? ♪</i>

544
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,331
<i>♪ I could have died for you ♪</i>

545
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,294
<i>♪ How could you not know... ♪</i>

546
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,507
Um, thanks for the ride and the kiss--
I mean the kiss--

547
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,717
I mean the clothes.

548
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,593
Yeah, sure.

549
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:37,846
I'll see you Monday, Devi.

550
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,651
<b>McENROE:</b> What?
What the hell just happened?

551
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,153
Do you believe in miracles?

552
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:56,489
Paxton Hall-Yoshida
just kissed Devi Vishwakumar.

553
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,992
Dr. Ryan and her friends were so wrong.

554
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:00,201
Devi wasn't lost.

555
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,621
She was a friggin' sexual conquistador

556
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:05,582
who had just snagged her first kiss
from a teenage Adonis,

557
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:06,875
and as far as she could tell,

558
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,586
that Jeep ride
just solved all her problems.

559
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,087
<b><font color=

560
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,132
<b>[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

561
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:23,683
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm not looking for love ♪</i>

562
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:27,896
<i>♪ No, I'm not looking for love tonight ♪</i>

563
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:31,816
<i>♪ I wasn't looking for love ♪</i>

564
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:37,155
<i>♪ No, I'm not looking for love tonight ♪</i>

565
00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:40,575
<i>♪ Without you ♪</i>

566
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:49,125
<i>♪ Without you ♪</i>

567
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,759
<i>♪ No, I'm not looking for love ♪</i>

568
00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:02,097
<i>♪ No, I'm not looking for love tonight ♪</i>

569
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:05,767
<i>♪ Without you ♪</i>

